Watch the video…
Ok, so if you sat through the whole minute and a half of the video, you see this poor dog. He’s stuck in a sweater, and his stupid owners instead of helping him are just calling him over and over, and the dog is going nuts. It ends happily of course, with the dog getting out and his asshole owners just as happy as can be.
Here’s what gets me about this video more than anything. Yeah, it’s funny, and it’s cute, and you can’t help but smile (unless you’re a fucking zombie). But the dog, man. That dog… he’s not trying to get out of that sweater sleeve because he’s uncomfortable, he’s trying to get out of that fucking sleeve because the people he loves more than anything in this world are calling him. He’s trying to escape his sweater prison because the people he would KILL and DIE for as many times as they wanted to are calling his name. He wants to escape from that sweater simply for one reason: love.
Yeah, dogs are dumb for the most part. They’re goofy, and they’ll shit on the rug and piss everywhere and can be huge pains in the ass. But look at that dog fight. Look at that fucking wiener dog fight that sweater sleeve because HE CAN’T STAND how much he loves his idiot owners.
Isn’t that awesome?
Love.
And fucking sweater sleeves.
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