You know, I’m a grown-ass man, on the final stretch of my 40th year of being a human being on planet Earth. Advertisements
When I was 14 years old, my life changed forever.
Hey, remember Hot Wheels?
All things serve the Beam. I’m the first to admit that sometimes I have a twisted sense of humor.
From the time I was born all the way up until I graduated high school, I was a fiercely devout Catholic.
You’ve been warned!